What? The Pirates of the Carribean star Johnny Depp is going to sell rubbers? Iâ€™m assuming heâ€™s going to be called “Rubber Johnny” after this. Itâ€™s been reported that the Hollywood starâ€™s been offered a whooping 10 million dollars to become the face of Trojan condoms. Cool! This would then be the next famous tag line for Johnny Depp â€œHey Johnny! Depp it inside the Trojan condom will you!â€ Lol
What is Kim Kardashian hiding in her pants? Because I’m pretty sure it’s not an ass. No ass is that large (unless it’s on a 400-pound Jerry Springer contestant.) I’m guessing she’s hiding something like a car or a turbine engine or a gas grill or Wyoming back there. I’m afraid that one day we’re going to find out that Kim has been diagnosed with two 85-pound ass tumors and all that big, meaty sexiness in her behind will turn out to be something really unsexy like cancer or melanoma.